Posts Tagged ‘The Front

15
Dec
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“It’s so sad that Krusty is ashamed of his roots.” – Lisa Simpson
“Marge, it happened again.” – Homer Simpson
“What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up?” – Bart Simpson
“Lois Sandborne.” – Lisa Simpson
“Steve Bennett.” – Bart Simpson

15
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Hello, Dondelinger.” – Old Homer Simpson
“Simpson, is that a plunger stuck on your head?” – Old Dondelinger
“D’oh!” – Old Homer Simpson

08
Jul
18

Makeup Quote of the Day Part Deux

“Third notice . . . Final notice . . . Some guys are coming?” – Marge Simpson

15
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Welcome to Remedial Science 1A. My wife recently passed away, I thought teaching might ease my loneliness.” – Dondelinger
“Will this be on the test?” – Homer Simpson
“No!” – Dondelinger
“Oh.” – Homer Simpson

15
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hello, Principal Dondelinger.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Marge Bouvier, it’s so good to see you. Sorry, sir, we’re not letting vagrants sleep in the gym tonight. But we will be putting some scraps by the back door.” – Principal Dondelinger

01
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

NicotinePatch

“So, this patch steadily releases nicotine into my body, eliminating my need for cigarettes!” – Krusty the Klown

15
Apr
15

Quote of the Day

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“Maybe he just didn’t take us seriously cause we’re kids.  Let’s put a grown-up’s name on it.” – Lisa Simpson
“How about Grampa?  He’s pretty out of it.  He let those guys use his checkbook for a whole year.” – Bart Simpson




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