Posts Tagged ‘The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show

13
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“You folks ready to begin?” – Roger Meyers Jr.
“Uh, I guess. Is this episode going on the air live?” – Homer Simpson
“No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live. It’s a terrible strain on the animators’ wrists.” – June Bellamy

09
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“I’m not gonna let ’em treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he’s the new guy!” – Homer Simpson
“Right on, Mr. S.” – Roy
“Put a sock in it, Roy.” – Homer Simpson

14
Aug
18

Double Secret Probation Makeup Quote of the Day

“Ruff, ruff! I’m Poochie the rockin’ dog! Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you may remember me from such cartoons as Christmas Ape, and Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp.” – Troy McClure

15
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“You each have a knob in front of you. When you like what you see, turn the knob to the right. When you don’t like what you see, turn it left.” – Focus Group Guy
“My knob tastes funny.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Please refrain from tasting the knob.” – Focus Group Guy

09
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?” – Milhouse van Houten

13
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to boost low ratings.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yo yo, how’s it hanging, everybody?” – Roy
“Morning, Roy.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, hi, Roy.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday to David S/X Cohen!

09
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“The animal chain of command goes mouse, cat, dog. D-O-G.” – Roger Meyers Jr.
“A dog? Isn’t that a tad predictable?” – Not Josh Weinstein
“In your dreams! We’re talking the original dog from Hell!” – Executive
“You mean Cerberus?” – Not Bill Oakley

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show”! Original airdate 9 February, 1997. (Sorry for the late post. I apparently cannot count.)




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