Posts Tagged ‘The Joy of Sect

08
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“You two, stop talking and resume the lima bean harvest.” – Leadermobile

25
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“We get to see the Leader pass by!” – Homer Simpson
“We toil in the fields and he rides around in a Rolls-Royce?” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, it would but nice if he’d buy American, but what are you gonna do?” – Homer Simpson

05
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“You’ve failed at everything you’ve ever tried.” – Principal Skinner
“Whoa, you’ve got my number on that one, buddy. This is a smart group.” – Homer Simpson
“And your stink brings tears to my eyes!” – Moe
“Now, wait a minute, Moe . . . oh, my mistake.” – Homer Simpson

09
Feb
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Wait, I’m confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?” – Homer Simpson
“What are you talking about? There’s nothing like that in there.” – Movementarian Guy
“Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.” – Homer Simpson

02
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“The Leader knows how miserable you, Marge, Lisa, Bart, and Maggie are.” – Movementarian
“Really? I’m surprised about Maggie.” – Homer Simpson

08
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader!” – Movementarian
“Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Leader! Leader!” – Suckers
“Batman!” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Joy of Sect”! Original airdate: 8 February 1998

07
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“When you surrender yourself to the Movementarians, you are guaranteed a perfect life of serenity, love, and loving serenity….Not a guarantee.” – Movementarian Video
“Loving serenity . . . it’s about damn time!” – Moe




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