Posts Tagged ‘The Joy of Sect

07
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“When you surrender yourself to the Movementarians, you are guaranteed a perfect life of serenity, love, and loving serenity….Not a guarantee.” – Movementarian Video
“Loving serenity . . . it’s about damn time!” – Moe

08
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“But what if they try to talk us into something?” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, Marge, Marge, remember when those smooth talking guys tried to sell me a time share vacation condo?” – Homer Simpson
“You bought four of them. Thank God the check bounced.” – Marge Simpson
“So I beat the system.” – Homer Simpson

30
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“I’ve never heard of these Movementarians. Are they some kind of church?” – Marge Simpson
“Who cares what it is? The point is these are some decent, generous people that I can take advantage of.” – Homer Simpson

08
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

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“These lima beans are even better than the ones we had for breakfast and lunch. Ooh! A lima bean that looks just like the Leader! I’ll put it with the others.” – Homer Simpson

08
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, look, there’s a big crowd to welcome us back!  Even though we lost.” – Football Player
“Hey, I’ll give you something to cry about, you loser!  You can’t catch a football?  Let’s see if you can catch a rock!” – Moe

02
Apr
15

Quote of the Day

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“I guess it’s back to good, old fashioned voodoo.” – Moe
“Whoa, I need a drink!” – Barney
“Come with me.” – Moe

10
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

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“Watch yourself, Dad, you’re the highly suggestible type.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes.  I am the highly suggestible type.” – Homer Simpson




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