Posts Tagged ‘The Last Temptation of Krust

03
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“What’d he say, Lisa? What’d he say?” – Marge Simpson
“He said there’s no shame in their forbidden love.” – Lisa Simpson
“Ooh, Diego’s not gonna like that.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Raul, llevame alla abajo de la bola de bailar!” – Soap Opera Lady
“Take me here, under the disco ball.” – Lisa Simpson

Happy birthday Yeardley Smith! 

24
Feb
19

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“You can be so cruel when you’re sober.” – Sideshow Mel
“Well, I’ll fix that! I’m goin’ on the bender to end all benders!” – Krusty the Klown

25
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Excuse me, sir, do you like to laugh?” – Laugh ‘Til You Care Guy
“Why, yes. Yes, I do.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, then you’ll love our comedy festival. It’s for a good cause.” – Laugh ‘Til You Care Guy
“A rest home for pirates?” – Homer Simpson

22
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” – Canyonero Guy #1
“I hope so.” – Canyonero Guy #2
“I thought I made myself clear in Boston.” – Canyonero Guy #1

08
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Four drink minimum?” – Marge Simpson
“I’ll cover you, honey.” – Homer Simpson

29
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, pew, what were you drinking, gasoline?” – Bart Simpson
“Yes, I was drinking gasoline, mother.” – Krusty the Klown

22
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“Mom, these are at least two sizes too big.” – Lisa Simpson
“Perfect, you’ll grow into them.” – Marge Simpson
“When?” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, you’re both way overdue for a spurt.” – Marge Simpson




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