Posts Tagged ‘The Last Temptation of Krust

29
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, pew, what were you drinking, gasoline?” – Bart Simpson
“Yes, I was drinking gasoline, mother.” – Kursty the Klown

22
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“Mom, these are at least two sizes too big.” – Lisa Simpson
“Perfect, you’ll grow into them.” – Marge Simpson
“When?” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, you’re both way overdue for a spurt.” – Marge Simpson

10
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

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“Look at my life. I’m talking to a monkey and a . . . I don’t know what the hell you are.” – Krusty the Klown

22
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

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“These days, people like observational humor, about things they deal with in everyday life.” – Jay Leno
“Oh, yeah, you mean like when your lazy butler washes your sock garters and they’re still covered with schmutz?” – Krusty the Klown
“Well, kind of.” – Jay Leno

13
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“Uh, Krusty?” – Bart Simpson
“Hang on, kid, I got a tack in my head.” – Krusty the Klown

14
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

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“That’s where you’re wrong, pal.  It’s not enough to want a cracker, you have to earn it.” – Homer Simpson

22
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

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“Hey.  Hey.  I’m Kent Brockman, the clown, filling in for Krusty the Clown, who didn’t come in today.  He is presumed dead or on vacation.  Today’s top joke, it seems a local moron threw his clock out the window.  We’ll tell you why, right after this.” – Kent Brockman




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