Posts Tagged ‘The Mansion Family

24
Jan
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Aw, we’re gonna die and I never tasted cantaloupe!” – Moe
“Eh, you didn’t miss much. Honeydew is the money melon.” – Krusty the Klown

23
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Let’s see, Social Security number, naught naught naught naught naught naught naught naught two. Damn Roosevelt.” – C.M. Burns

23
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“It’s my year, Marge! Everyone knows I’m what makes this city great.” – Homer Simpson
“I don’t know. There’s a lot of buzz around Lenny.” – Marge Simpson

24
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

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“It’s nothing serious. Just lay off the chili and you should be fine.” – Doctor

23
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“That’s not an award.  That’s part of the set.” – Marge Simpson
“Nothing you can say will diminish this honor.” – Homer Simpson

25
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

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“Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics.  They’ll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.” – Homer Simpson

17
Aug
14

Quote of the Day

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“Now, you know I can’t sell you no beer til two pm on account of it’s Sunday.” – Moe
“Huh?  If you can’t sell beer, what are Lenny and Carl doing here?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, we’re just watching the sun move across the sky.” – Carl
“When it gets to here, we can drink again!” – Lenny




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