Posts Tagged ‘The Old Man and the Lisa

09
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Ketchup, catsup, ketchup, catsup . . . I’m in way over my head.” – C.M. Burns

20
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Excuse me, Mr. Burns, now that you’re completely ruined, how do you feel?” – Kent Brockman
“Excellent. I’m on my way back to the top! I’ve turned these cans into can-do!” – C.M. Burns
“Well, you smell terrible. Good luck to you, sir.” – Kent Brockman

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Old Man and the Lisa”! Original airdate 20 April 1997.

14
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“There’s gotta be more trash around here somewhere.” – Lisa Simpson
“Hey, why don’t you try the old folks home? They practically live in their own filth.” – Homer Simpson

06
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Here you go, honey. That’s about all the recycling I can handle today.” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, if you just drink one more I’ll have a full bag.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, daddy doesn’t feel so good.” – Homer Simpson

20
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

The Old Man and the Lisa20

“They’re not going to close the plant, are they?” – Marge Simpson
“No, the bank put Lenny in charge.” – Homer Simpson

02
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“And I’m sure a pro wrestler such as yourself will appreciate all the closet space, Hitman.” – Real Estate Agent

24
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, you didn’t tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant.” – Marge Simpson
“Now, I can’t remember every little thing that happens in my day.” – Homer Simpson
“You told me about that candy bar you found three times!” – Marge Simpson
“You found a candy bar?” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, yes, gather round, my son, and I shall tell you a tale.” – Homer Simpson




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