Posts Tagged ‘The Otto Show

22
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Hey, landlord, some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door, and put up an eviction notice.” – Otto
“Yeah, that was me.” – Landlord
“You? But why?” – Otto
“Because you haven’t paid your rent.” – Landlord
“Can I at least get my stuff?” – Otto
“All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old cycle magazines.” – Landlord
“Wow! I had mustard?” – Otto

23
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“You know, people think there are only five members of Spinal Tap. But they’re wrong.” – Derek Smalls
“Could we turn up the house lights, please? That was the cue to turn up the house lights so we can tell the audience they’re the sixth member of the friggin’ group!” – David St. Hubbins
“We are trying to put a tiny thrill into their gray, little lives. Oh, forget it.” – Nigel Tufnel

23
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“I don’t understand this. Why can’t you stay with your parents?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, the admiral and don’t get along!” – Otto

11
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“Please let me stay here. I’ve got nowhere else to go.” – Otto
“Forget it. That line didn’t work for my Dad and it’s not gonna work for you.” – Homer Simpson

23
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

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“Is Milhouse okay?” – Marge Simpson
“Uh, I’ll be right back.” – Homer Simpson
“Help! Help!” – Milhouse van Houten

01
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“And we thought they knew how to rock in Shelbyville!” – Nigel Tufnel
“Boooo!” – Crowd
“But nobody rocks like . . . Springfield!” – Derek Smalls
“Yaaaayyyyy!” – Crowd

23
Apr
15

Quote of the Day

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“Well, it seems some silly twit did not get a big enough oxygen pump, but that’s supposed to be a devil.” – Nigel Tufnel
“Filled up with air, it’s very evil and impressive.” – David St. Hubbins
“We salute you, our half inflated Dark Lord!” – Derek Smalls




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