Posts Tagged ‘The Springfield Files

14
Jan
20

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“The evening began at the gentlemen’s club where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.” – Homer Simpson
“Mr. Simpson, it’s a felony to lie to the FBI.” – Agent Scully
“We were sitting in Barney’s car eating packets of mustard, you happy?” – Homer Simpson

31
Dec
19

Quote of the Day

“Tonight, on Eyewitness News, a man who’s been in a coma for twenty-three years wakes up.” – Kent Brockman
“Do Sonny and Cher still have that stupid show?” – Coma Guy
“No, she won an Oscar and he’s a Congressman.” – Kent Brockman
“Good night!” – Coma Guy

 

21
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. He came in peace, and then died, only to come back to life. And his name was . . . E.T., the Extra Terrestrial. I love that little guy.” – Reverend Lovejoy

12
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

 

“TGIF! Guys, I’m off to Moe’s!” – Homer Simpson
“But, Homer, it’s ten in the morning.” – Lenny
“Don’t worry, I have a plan. I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty,r and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.” – Homer Simpson

31
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“It’s such a beautiful night, how about a ghost story?” – Homer Simpson
“…and that’s how much college will cost for Maggie!” – Bart Simpson
“No! No! Nooooo!” – Homer Simpsonr

12
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“I’m telling you: I saw a creature from another planet!” – Homer Simpson
“Maybe you just dreamed it?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, yeah? Well, when I came to I was covered with a sticky, translucent goo. Explain that!” – Homer Simpson
“More sausage?” – Marge Simpson

30
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Yo, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer?” – Bart Simpson
“Now, son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddys and kids with fake I.D.s.” – Homer Simpson




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