Posts Tagged ‘The Telltale Head

25
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Look! It’s glorious!” – Dr. Marvin Monroe
“It’s beautiful, man.” – Otto
“I love you, Smithers.” – C.M. Burns
“The feeling is more than mutual, sir.” – Mr. Smithers

26
Feb
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield came west in 1838. Along the way he met a ferocious bear and killed him with his bare hands. That’s b-a-r-e hands. Although modern historians recently uncovered evidence that the bear, in fact, probably killed him.” – TV Narrator

25
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Murderous mob! I beg you to spare our lives! At least until you’ve heard the story of how we ended up with the head of our beloved town founder.” – Bart Simpson
“How long will this story take?” – Barney Gumble
“About twenty-three minutes and five seconds.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s too long!” – Mob Member

25
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Homer, you embarrassed us in front of the whole congregation! And today’s sermon was one you should’ve really listened to.” – Marge Simpson
“What was it about?” – Homer Simpson
“Gambling.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh. He didn’t by any chance say that under certain circumstances it was alright, did he?” – Homer Simpson
“No!” – Marge Simpson

25
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

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“Will my dog Pepper be there?” – Janie
“I’m sorry, but the answer is no.” – Sunday School School Teacher
“Why not?” – Janie
“Because Heaven is for people.” – Sunday School Teacher
“What about my cat, Snowball?” – Lisa Simpson
“I’m sorry, but the answer is no.” – Sunday School Teacher
“Will there be cavemen in Heaven?” – Milhouse van Houten
“Certainly not!” – Sunday School Teacher
“Um, ma’am, what if you’re a really good person but you’re in a really really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated, will it be waiting for you in Heaven?” – Bart Simpson
“For the last time, Bart, yes!” – Sunday School Teacher

25
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

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“Ooh, look at this one: The Hammer of Thor.  It will send your pins to . . . Valhalla?  Lisa?” – Homer Simpson
“Valhalla is where Vikings go when they die.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, that’s some ball.” – Homer Simpson

06
Jun
13

Quote of the Day

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“Good going, son!  But remember, most lynch mobs aren’t this nice.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Sam Simon! 




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