Posts Tagged ‘The Twisted World of Marge Simpson

19
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Next, blanket your community with flyers. A phony tickertape parade will help you avoid littering laws.” – Frank Ormond
“Welcome back, space girl!” – Chief Wiggum

31
Dec
16

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futuristicwonderworld

“An automatic garage door opener makes you feel like you’re working in a futuristic wonder world.” – Frank Ormand

28
May
16

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“And then they gave me back my five hundred dollar investment and kicked me out of the club.” – Marge Simpson
“Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, back up a bit, Marge. When are the pancakes coming in the mail?” – Homer Simpson

19
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“Well, I guess Macy’s and Gimbels learned to live side by side.” – Marge Simpson
“Gimbels is gone, Marge, long gone.  You’re Gimbals.” – Agnes Skinner

02
Jul
15

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Millipedes

“Now, you’re ready to make pretzels.  Open your bag of ingredients . . . ugh, check for . . . millipedes, ugh.” – Frank Ormand

08
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

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“Welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.” – Frank Ormand
“When can I start?  What’s my territory?” – Marge Simpson
“Your territory . . . well, let me tell you, wherever a young mother is ignorant of what to feed her baby, you’ll be there.  Wherever nacho penetration is less than total, you’ll be there.  Wherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there.” – Frank Ormand
“Don’t forget fat people.  They can’t stop eating.” – Marge Simpson
“Hey, pretzels.” – Homer Simpson

Jack Lemmon would’ve been 90 today.  Happy birthday!

19
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

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“You’re my last hope.  I’ve never reached out to you before, but my wife is in your hour of need.  Your help could make all the difference in the world.” – Homer Simpson
“Okay.” – Fat Tony
“See, boss?  I told you that ad in the church bulletin would pay off.” – Louie




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