Posts Tagged ‘The Twisted World of Marge Simpson

26
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Ladies and gentlemen, a winner has been chosen for today’s giveaway. And the 1997 Pontiac Astrowagon goes to the fan sitting in seat number zero-zero-zero-one, C. Montgomery Burns.” – Old Announcer
“And the fans do not like this one bit.” – Young Announcer
“And here come the pretzels!” – Old Announcer
“Oh, no! No, don’t do that! You’re supposed to be tasting them!” – Marge Simpson
“Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field. Pleading with the crowd for some kind of sanity.” – Young Announcer
“Uh-oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious.” – Old Announcer
“Wow. This is, uh, this a black day for baseball.” – Young Announcer

19
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“I had that dream again.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

12
Jul
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Forgiveness, please.” – The Little Guy

19
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Next, blanket your community with flyers. A phony tickertape parade will help you avoid littering laws.” – Frank Ormond
“Welcome back, space girl!” – Chief Wiggum

31
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“An automatic garage door opener makes you feel like you’re working in a futuristic wonder world.” – Frank Ormand

28
May
16

Quote of the Day

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“And then they gave me back my five hundred dollar investment and kicked me out of the club.” – Marge Simpson
“Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, back up a bit, Marge. When are the pancakes coming in the mail?” – Homer Simpson

19
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“Well, I guess Macy’s and Gimbels learned to live side by side.” – Marge Simpson
“Gimbels is gone, Marge, long gone.  You’re Gimbals.” – Agnes Skinner




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