Posts Tagged ‘The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons

12
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Why do we have to stand here? This is so humiliating.” – Moe
“Aren’t there any good bachelors in this town?” – Lisa Simpson
“Ah, we’re never gonna get that fire engine.” – Hunky Fireman

21
May
16

Quote of the Day

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“Anybody up for some clog dancing?” – Luann van Houten
“Why don’t you try and stop me!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Happy birthday Rich Appel!

21
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“But you can’t leave!  We’re scamming an old lady at my house and I need a place to hide out.” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry, Homer, I’ve been planning this vacation for years.  I’m finally gonna see Easter Island.” – Moe
“Oh, right, with the giant heads.” – Homer Simpson
“With the what now?” – Moe

10
Oct
14

Quote of the Day

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“Quickly, tell me, what is your favorite movie, book and food?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“The answer to all three is Fried Green Tomatoes.” – Manjula

RIP, Jan Hooks.

26
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Dad, I’ve come to spend some time with my favorite father.” – Homer Simpson
“Baloney!  You came here to put me in a home.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“You’re already in a home.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, how could you?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

15
Sep
13

Quote of the Day

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“Is it me, or do your plans always involve some horrible web of lies?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“It’s you.” – Homer Simpson

02
Sep
12

Quote of the Day

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“Moe, what do you recommend for severe depression?” – Homer Simpson
“Booze, booze and more booze.” – Moe
“Nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away.” – Lenny




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