Posts Tagged ‘The Way We Was

31
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“That word you keep calling me.” – Homer Simpson
“Ignoramus.” – Artie Ziff
“Ignoramus! It means I’m stupid, doesn’t it?” – Homer Simpson
“There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity.” – Artie Ziff
“Not to me there isn’t!” – Homer Simpson

09
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Comin’ through!” – Barney Gumble
“Barney!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, yes, they call him the Streak!” – The Larry Davis Experience
“Well, that young man’s bought himself about a decade of detention.” – Principal Dondelinger

Happy birthday, Al Jean!

30
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Homer Simpson? Oh, yeah, junior varsity shot putter. I think if he applies himself, you know, trains real hard, hits the weights, he could go another foot.” – Coach Flanagan
“I had him for four years! Solid C student. Made a lamp last year!” – Mr. Sikovski

31
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Well, where to now, Romeo?” – Limo Driver
“Inspiration Point.” – Homer Simpson
“Ooh, okay, but I’m only paid to drive.” – Limo Driver

31
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“You know, that nuclear power plant will be opening soon.  It’s one of the few outfits around that won’t require a college education.” – Guidance Counselor
“Me in a nuclear power plant?  Heh-heh-heh, kaboom!” – Homer Simpson

16
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“Ooh, lost a few.  Well, there’s plenty more where that came from.” – Homer Simpson

30
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

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“This year’s topic is, Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered to fifty-five miles per hour.” – Mrs. Blumenstein
“Fifty-five?  That’s ridiculous!  Sure, it’ll save a few lives.  But millions will be late!” – Homer Simpson
“Why don’t you take con.” – Mrs. Blumenstein




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