Posts Tagged ‘The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace

20
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“Well, I suppose if this doesn’t work out, you can always go back to the plant.” – Marge Simpson
“Not the way I quit.” – Homer Simpson

20
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Hi, Dad, how was work?” – Lisa Simpson
“Cold.” – Homer Simpson

20
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Now, behind that door is Edison’s actual preserved brain. Ordinarily, folks, tour groups are not allowed to see it. And, of course, today will be no exception.” – Edison Museum Tour Guide

20
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“From this day forward: I am an inventor!” – Homer Simpson
“Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants.” – Sarcastic Guy

20
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, honey, don’t eat that.  Wouldn’t you rather have your sugar bag?” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t deserve sugar.” – Homer Simpson

14
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, you can’t punish the children just because you can’t come up with an idea.” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t see why not.  They’re my kids, I own them. . . . Okay, we own them.” – Homer Simpson

16
Nov
14

Quote of the Day

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“Now, no tour would be complete without a visit to Edison’s boyhood gift shop.” – Tour Guide

Happy birthday John Swartzwelder! 




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