Dead Homer Society

“One more step and you’re a dead man.” – Bart Simpson
“I have to go to the bathroom, Bart.” – Martin Prince
“Yeah, right,  so do I, but you don’t see me gettin’ up.” – Bart Simpson

“No, not the iodine! Burn the germs off with a torch! Amputate my arm! But not the . . . ahhhhhh!” – Bart Simpson

“Any questions?” – Buddy “Fallout Boy” Hodges
“When Radioactive Man got injected with shrinking serum in issue two-thirty-four, how come his costume shrinks too?” – Milhouse van Houten
“I am sure I don’t know. But I did just finish playing Rum Tum Tugger in the second national touring company of Cats. Anybody see it?” – Buddy “Fallout Boy” Hodges

“Cool, what’s that?” – Bart Simpson
“My very own idea for a comic book, little man! It’s about a dude who drives a school bus by day, but by night fights vampires in a post-apocalyptic war zone!” – Otto

“Homer, it’s really coming down. Could you check on the boys?” – Marge Simpson
“They’re fine.” – Homer Simpson