Posts Tagged ‘Tracey Ullman

30
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

CharlatansAndBloodyTwits

“Ladies and gentlemen, most of you already know that with a little love and compassion, any puppy will grow up to be a cuddly little bundle of joy. . . . Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!” – Emily Winthrop

Happy birthday Tracey Ullman!

31
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

Homer Alone16

“I am not cleaning that . . . eh, who am I kidding?” – Marge Simpson

Happy (one day belated) birthday, Tracey Ullman!  

Bonus Ullman:

30
Dec
12

Quote of the Day

Lisa on Ice11

“Nice PJs, Simpson!  Did your mommy buy ’em for you?” – Jimbo Jones
“Of course she did.  Who else would have?” – Bart Simpson
“Alright, Simpson, you win this round.” – Jimbo Jones

Happy birthday, Tracey Ullman!

30
Dec
11

Quote of the Day

Hose Without a Fireman

“There are two ways for a dog to relieve himself.  One is like a faithful friend and partner for life.  The other is like a hose without a fireman.  Which way do you think that was, Mr. Simpson?” – Emily Winthrop
“Like a hose . . . your wrinkled highness.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday Tracey Ullman!

30
Dec
10

Quote of the Day

Bart's Dog Gets an F8

“Is my dog dead, ma’am?” – Bart Simpson
“You don’t know how often I’m asked that.  ‘Choke chain’ is a misnomer, trust me, they are always breathing.” – Emily Winthrop

Happy birthday Tracey Ullman! 

30
Dec
09

Bonus Quote of the Day

Bart's Dog Gets an F3

“Since you get paid either way, would it be a big deal to just let my dog pass?” – Bart Simpson
“I see, rubber stamp, thank you very much, next in line, is that it?” – Emily Winthrop
“Yeah.” – Bart Simpson
“Heavens to Mergatroyd.  Bart, perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well chewed shoe as the traditions I was weaned on are put to sleep or neutered one by one.  But my time has not passed yet!  The world does not need another college graduate who doesn’t know how to Sit!” – Emily Winthrop

Happy Birthday Tracey Ullman!




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