Posts Tagged ‘Trash of the Titans

04
Sep
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. . . If only they’d elect me . . . I’d make ’em pay!” – Homer Simpson

27
Apr
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Sorry I’m late, everyone. Somebody tampered with my brakes.” – Ray Patterson
“Well, then you should’ve been early.” – Homer Simpson

30
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“Okay, people, we need to cook up a new holiday for the summer. Something with gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.” – Costington’s Boss
“How ’bout something religious? We had great penetration last spring with Christmas 2!” – Costington’s Executive

02
Aug
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Dad, is this another one of those situations that could be solved by a simple apology?” – Lisa Simpson
“I never apologize, Lisa. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.” – Homer Simpson

26
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“John Paul, how are the new uniforms? Do they match the suede boots? Beautiful! Did you get the new trucks? Are they amphibious? Well, there’s only one way to find out!” – Sanitation Commissioner Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to Simpsons classic “Trash of the Titans”! Original airdate 26 April 1998.

19
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Don’t worry, folks. He’ll get the help he needs.” – Bono

26
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Listen, Homer, I hate to be a fussy Freddy and all, but Maude’s folks are here are they’re a tad touchy about odors.” – Ned Flanders
“Then you might want to close your windows before the sun hits Diaper Hill.” – Homer Simpson
“Look, Daddy, I’m the king of the mountain!” – Rod Flanders
“Rod get off of there!” – Ned Flanders




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