Posts Tagged ‘Treehouse of Horror I



19
Oct
09

Quote of the Day

Biological Classification

“Look, I know that to you we Simpsons are a lower order of life.  We face that prejudice every day of our lives.” – Lisa Simpson

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13
Oct
09

Quote of the Day

Treehouse of Horror I1

“It’s an ancient Indian burial ground… ”  -Lisa Simpson

“Man, this place has got everything!”  – Bart Simpson

02
Oct
09

Quote of the Day

Poe & Raven
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“For your information I’m about to read you a classic tale of terror by Edgar Allan Poe.” – Lisa Simpson

“Wait a minute, that’s a school book.” – Bart Simpson

“Don’t worry Bart, you won’t learn anything.” – Lisa Simpson

16
Sep
09

Serak Is Sad

“Well, if you wanted to make Serak the Preparer cry, mission accomplished.” – Kang
Kang or Kodos

Poor Serak, he never was a headliner.

Do you have $30 dollars you don’t need?  How about $60?  Want a pair of 6-inch Kang and Kodos dolls?  They come out next month, so start saving your pennies.

Here’s the kicker though, they come “blind boxed”, which means you don’t know which one you’re going to get.  Question: if you order two are you guaranteed one of each?  They aren’t officially for sale yet so I couldn’t find an answer on the website.  Are they greedy enough to make you keep ordering?  Do the employees at the warehouse even have a method to identify which is which?

(via theregoesdave)

13
Feb
09

Quote of the Day

“Well, it was written in 1845, maybe people were easier to scare back then.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh yeah, like when you look at Friday the 13th part one, it’s pretty tame by today’s standards.” – Bart Simpson



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