Posts Tagged ‘Treehouse of Horror IX

25
Oct
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Everyone Snake swore revenge on is being murdered!” – Bart Simpson
“It’s almost as if he’s killing from beyond the grave!” – Marge Simpson
“I told you capital punishment isn’t a deterrent.” – Lisa Simpson

19
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“Ensign Kodos, set coordinates for the obscure, t-shirt producing planet known as Earth.” – Kang

22
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“The chair? Oh, how come they only do crucifixions during sweeps?” – Homer Simpson
“Snake played lacrosse at Ball State University.” – World’s Deadliest Executions Announcer

25
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

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“Hi, I’m Ed McMahon, tonight on FOX, from the producers of When Skirts Fall Off and Secrets of National Security Revealed, it’s World’s Deadliest Executions!” – Ed McMahon

24
Oct
14

Quote of the Day

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“It’s probably nothing, but we just wanted to be sure.” – Marge Simpson
“Ahh!” – Dr. Hibbert
“Is there anything you can prescribe, doctor?” – Homer Simpson
“Fire.  And lots of it.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Oh, that’s your cure for everything.” – Marge Simpson

23
Oct
14

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, Homer, you’re not going as a hobo again?” – Marge Simpson
“Going where?” – Homer Simpson

30
Oct
13

Quote of the Day

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“You cannot smoke in here.  Please, the sign is clearly posted, sir.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Aw, God, you smokers disgust me.  Hey, Pu, you got a breakfast cereal for people with syphilis?” – Moe




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