Dead Homer Society

“You’re crazy!” – Bart Simpson
“Am I? Well, perhaps we’re all a little crazy. . . . I know I am.” – Hugo

“You don’t forget a thing like Siamese twins!” – Dr. Hibbert
“I believe they prefer to be called conjoined twins.” – Lisa Simpson
“And hillbillies prefer to be called sons of the soil, but it ain’t gonna happen.” – Dr. Hibbert

“We’ve got to find Hugo.” – Dr. Hibbert
“We’ll search out every place a sick, twisted, solitary misfit might run to!” – Homer Simpson
“I’ll start with Radio Shack!” – Lisa Simpson

“Uh, Mr. President, sir? People are becoming a bit confused by the way you and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands.” – Not George Stephanopoulos
“We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.” – Kang

“Welcome to our world, most gracious Lisa.” – Leader
“Your world is incredible.  And you speak English.” – Lisa Simpson
“We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, oh Creator, and we have learned to imitoot you exalctly.” – Leader

“What are you spraying me with?” – Homer Simpson
“Rum!  So no one will believe your story.” – Kang

“Hey, these aren’t waffles.  These are just square pancakes.” – Lisa Simpson
“I’m sorry, honey, the waffle iron’s in the shop.” – Marge Simpson
“The waffle iron’s been in the shop forever.” – Lisa Simpson