“Uh, Mr. President, sir? People are becoming a bit confused by the way you and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands.” – Not George Stephanopoulos
“We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.” – Kang
“Welcome to our world, most gracious Lisa.” – Leader
“Your world is incredible. And you speak English.” – Lisa Simpson
“We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, oh Creator, and we have learned to imitoot you exalctly.” – Leader
“What are you spraying me with?” – Homer Simpson
“Rum! So no one will believe your story.” – Kang
“Hey, these aren’t waffles. These are just square pancakes.” – Lisa Simpson
“I’m sorry, honey, the waffle iron’s in the shop.” – Marge Simpson
“The waffle iron’s been in the shop forever.” – Lisa Simpson
“Wait a minute, Hugo’s scar is on the wrong side. He couldn’t have been the evil left twin. That means the evil left twin is, and always has been, Bart.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Oh, don’t look so shocked.” – Bart Simpson
Happy Birthday Nancy Cartwright!
“I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.” – Kodos
“I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.” – Homer Simpson
“Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.” – Kang
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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