Posts Tagged ‘Treehouse of Horror VIII

26
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“If they’re really witches, why don’t they use their powers to escape?” – Lisa Simpson
“That sounds like witch talk to me, Lisa.” – Homer Simpson
“Nevermind!” – Lisa Simpson

26
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“Oh, Spade, why did you put Farley in charge of the bees?” – Homer Simpson

26
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds! . . . Oh, I’ve wasted my life.” – Comic Book Guy

26
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

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“Not everyone died in the blast, Homer.  Some of us were merely horribly mutated.” – Dr. Hibbert
“You’re mutants?” – Homer Simpson
“Uh, we don’t like the word ‘mutants’, Homer.  We prefer ‘freaks’, or ‘monsters’.” – Moe

26
Oct
14

Quote of the Day

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“Nice try, Floyd.  But you were designed for scrubbing and scrubbing is what you shall do.” – Professor Frink

04
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, you know how unpredictable the French are.  One minute they’re kissing a woman’s hand, the next they’re chopping off her head.  What if they start a war?” – Marge Simpson
“Relax, I built a bomb shelter.” – Homer Simpson

27
Oct
13

Quote of the Day

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“Well, that’s seventy-five witches we’ve processed.  That ought to show God whose side we’re on, eh pastor?” – Nedwin Flanders
“Yes, Nedwin, but we have many more strumpets to incinerate.” – Pastor Lovejoy




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