Posts Tagged ‘Two Bad Neighbors

15
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“And since I’d achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second.” – George Bush, Sr.

27
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Look at those phonies, sucking up to Bush! I guess you might say he’s barking up the wrong bush.” – Homer Simpson
“There it is, Homer, the cleverest thing you’ll ever say and nobody heard it.” – Homer’s Brain
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

15
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Howdy, neighbor! May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Ehh, spray the boy.” – Homer Simpson

10
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Oh, those cards are from Air Force One, and they only give you so many packs.” – George Bush the Elder

14
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Nothing spells fun like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!” – Ned Flanders
“Stu, you should buy that.” – Stu’s Friend
“Hey, Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.” – Disco Stu

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Two Bad Neighbors”! Original airdate 14 Jan 1996.

20
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

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“It is a candy dish, Ned. Ninety dollars.” – Mrs. Glick
“Well, I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there.” – Ned Flanders
“No! Just candy, Ned! Ninety dollars!” – Mrs. Glick

Happy Birthday, Tress MacNeille!

14
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“You know, in my day, little boys didn’t call their elders by their first names.” – George Bush the Elder
“Yeah, well, welcome to the Twentieth Century, George.” – Bart Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Two Bad Neighbors”!  Original airdate 14 January 1996.




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