Dead Homer Society

“You could hand out these flyers for the neighborhood rummage sale. You’ll get some fresh air and exercise!” – Marge Simpson
“Enh, I’ll do it anyway.” – Marge Simpson

“And since I’d achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second.” – George Bush, Sr.

“Look at those phonies, sucking up to Bush! I guess you might say he’s barking up the wrong bush.” – Homer Simpson
“There it is, Homer, the cleverest thing you’ll ever say and nobody heard it.” – Homer’s Brain
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

“Howdy, neighbor! May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Ehh, spray the boy.” – Homer Simpson

“Oh, those cards are from Air Force One, and they only give you so many packs.” – George Bush the Elder

“Nothing spells fun like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!” – Ned Flanders
“Stu, you should buy that.” – Stu’s Friend
“Hey, Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.” – Disco Stu

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Two Bad Neighbors”! Original airdate 14 Jan 1996.