Posts Tagged ‘Two Bad Neighbors

10
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Oh, those cards are from Air Force One, and they only give you so many packs.” – George Bush the Elder

14
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Nothing spells fun like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!” – Ned Flanders
“Stu, you should buy that.” – Stu’s Friend
“Hey, Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.” – Disco Stu

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Two Bad Neighbors”! Original airdate 14 Jan 1996.

20
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

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“It is a candy dish, Ned. Ninety dollars.” – Mrs. Glick
“Well, I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there.” – Ned Flanders
“No! Just candy, Ned! Ninety dollars!” – Mrs. Glick

Happy Birthday, Tress MacNeille!

14
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“You know, in my day, little boys didn’t call their elders by their first names.” – George Bush the Elder
“Yeah, well, welcome to the Twentieth Century, George.” – Bart Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Two Bad Neighbors”!  Original airdate 14 January 1996.

20
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

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“I really feel awful about your lawn, Marge.  George can be so stubborn when he thinks he’s right.” – Barbara Bush
“Well, Homer too.  They’re so much alike.” – Marge Simpson
“Too bad they got off on the wrong foot.  It’s just like the Noriega thing, now he and George are the best of friends.” – Barbara Bush

Happy birthday Tress MacNeille!

15
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

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“Let’s see now, what do you folks have here? . . . Hmm, a crusty burger, that doesn’t sound too appetizing.  What kind of stew do you have today?” – Bush the Elder
“Uh, we don’t have stew.” – Krusty Burger Order Sign
“Sir, why don’t you just have the cheeseburger.” – Secret Service Ray
“That’s really more of a weekend thing, Ray.” – Bush the Elder

15
Apr
14

Quote of the Day

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“I’m sorry I spanked your boy, Homer.” – Bush the Elder
“Woo-hoo!  In your face, Bush!  Now apologize for the tax hike.” – Homer Simpson




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