Posts Tagged ‘Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

05
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“Mom, don’t give the puppies to him. He’ll be mean to them.” – Lisa Simpson
“She’s right, Homer. There’s something about his face I don’t trust.” – Marge Simpson

09
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please, do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.” – TV Announcer
“Well, I’ll be damned.” – Chief Clancy Wiggum

02
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“We could use a new pet over at the home, seeing how we accidentally killed that smart mouth bird.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

09
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Is that what we do in this family? When someone becomes an inconvenience we just get rid of them?” – Lisa Simpson
“Hello? Is anybody there? Aww…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

02
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“Look! He’s headed back to the greyhound racing track where we found him.” – Bart Simpson
“Don’t worry. As soon as they find out he doesn’t have any money, they’ll throw him out. Believe me, I know.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday, Mike Scully!

10
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Yeesh! This house stinks! You’re not just putting the new newspapers over the old newspaper, are you?” – Marge Simpson
“Do you have a better idea?” – Homer Simpson

08
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

Schemes

“Honestly, sir, you just don’t put the effort into your schemes that you used to.” – Mr. Smithers

26
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, look, a really small dog just fell out of Santa’s girlfriend.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh my God, she’s having babies!  Oh, I’m sorry, girl, I thought you were just getting fat.” – Marge Simpson

02
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

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“Okay, you can go out and play, but no more you-know-what in front of the house, alright? . . . Hey!  What did I just say?” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday, Mike Scully!

08
Apr
15

Quote of the Day

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“I’m sorry, kids, I don’t think we’re ever gonna find your greyhounds.  Maybe Mr. Burns’ll sell you one of the twenty-five he got last night.” – Chief Wiggum

02
Oct
14

Quote of the Day

Buried Stuff

“I think there’s really something wrong with Santa’s Little Helper.  He was up barking all night and dug up the back yard worse than ever.” – Marge Simpson
“My bongo drums!” – Lisa Simpson
“My strobe light!” – Bart Simpson
“My Best of Ray Stevens, featuring The Streak album!  So it was the dog that buried all our stuff.” – Homer Simpson
“Yes.  The dog.” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday Mike Scully!

17
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

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“We can’t lose!  Look at the name of the dog I bet on!” – Homer Simpson
“She’s the Fastest?  Homer, I don’t think that means necessarily-” – Marge Simpson
“And they’re off!  She’s the fasted jump out to an insurmountable lead!” – PA Announcer
“You’re lucky you’ve got looks, Marge.” – Homer Simpson

23
Apr
14

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, Homie, aren’t they adorable?” – Marge Simpson
“Yes.  We’ve waited many years, but the good Lord has finally blessed us with a real family.” – Homer Simpson

30
Aug
13

Quote of the Day

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“In today’s news, a two-ton rhino escaped from the Springfield zoo.  But zoo officials were quick to act, and Petunia, as she is known, is safely back in captivity.  In other news, a three-ton rhino that escaped from the zoo last week is still at large.” – Kent Brockman

03
Mar
13

Quote of the Day

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“So that’s what’s been wrong with the little fella, he misses casual sex.” – Homer Simpson

10
Oct
12

Quote of the Day

Can't Quite Make It

“What’s Santa’s Little Helper doing to that dog?” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh, oh.” – Marge Simpson
“Looks like he’s trying to jump over her but he can’t quite make it.  Come on, boy, you can do it!” – Bart Simpson

26
Apr
12

Quote of the Day

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“Excuse me, we’re having a problem with our dog.” – Marge Simpson
“Lady, I’ll tell you what I’m telling everyone else.  I’m sorry if your dog went blind, but your gripe is with Hartz Mountain, not with me.” – Pet Store Guy

08
Oct
11

Quote of the Day

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“Alright, who broke my vase?” – Marge Simpson
“Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them up?” – Lisa Simpson
“Who spread garbage all over Flanders’ yard before I got a chance to?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh please, this is senseless destruction with none of my usual social commentary.” – Bart Simpson

30
Jul
11

Quote of the Day

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“Always use fresh macaroni.  If the box rattles, throw it away.” – Kent Brockman

04
Apr
11

Quote of the Day

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“Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they’re getting to be a problem.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, they ate all my socks.  I have to wear Lisa’s to school today.” – Bart Simpson
“How do you explain the culottes, boy?” – Homer Simpson
“Well, I have to coordinate, don’t I?” – Bart Simpson




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