Posts Tagged ‘Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

05
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“Mom, don’t give the puppies to him. He’ll be mean to them.” – Lisa Simpson
“She’s right, Homer. There’s something about his face I don’t trust.” – Marge Simpson

09
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please, do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.” – TV Announcer
“Well, I’ll be damned.” – Chief Clancy Wiggum

02
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“We could use a new pet over at the home, seeing how we accidentally killed that smart mouth bird.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

09
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Is that what we do in this family? When someone becomes an inconvenience we just get rid of them?” – Lisa Simpson
“Hello? Is anybody there? Aww…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

02
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“Look! He’s headed back to the greyhound racing track where we found him.” – Bart Simpson
“Don’t worry. As soon as they find out he doesn’t have any money, they’ll throw him out. Believe me, I know.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday, Mike Scully!

10
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Yeesh! This house stinks! You’re not just putting the new newspapers over the old newspaper, are you?” – Marge Simpson
“Do you have a better idea?” – Homer Simpson

08
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

Schemes

“Honestly, sir, you just don’t put the effort into your schemes that you used to.” – Mr. Smithers




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