Posts Tagged ‘Whacking Day

02
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“Children, we’ve just been tipped off that Superintendent Chalmers is planning a surprise inspection, so let’s clean up this pigsty!” – Principal Skinner

10
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Did you bring the pre-whacked snakes? . . . Beautiful.” – Mayor Quimby

Happy Whacking Day, everybody!

13
Dec
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“I’m new in town. Be there a cool loch where a lass could wash her long, red hair?” – Hot Scot
“Nay, but there’s a pool at me apartment complex. There was a rat in the deep end . . . but we got him!” – Groundskeeper Willie
“Ach, lead on!” – Hot Scot

18
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty. Flag’s up to date, very good, Seymour.” – Superintendent Chalmers

Happy birthday David Mirkin!

10
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Here you go! Official Whacking Day parking! Ten dollars per axle! . . . Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
“Hooray” – Axle Car Guy

Happy Whacking Day, everybody!

02
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“Ack, my beauty! Wait until the superintendent sees you! Were it not a violation of God’s law, I’d make you my wife!” – Groundskeeper Willie

29
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot!” – Bart Simpson
“Avert your eyes, children! He may take on another form!” -Springfield Christian School Teacher




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