Posts Tagged ‘When Flanders Failed

04
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“Hey, boy, how was class?” – Homer Simpson
“Today we learned how to rip a man’s heart out and show it to him before he dies.” – Bart Simpson
“Ooh, that’ll learn ’em.” – Homer Simpson

24
May
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Why, Homer, you silly goose. The weed whacker’s just for the edges. You’re going to be out here all day.” – Ned Flanders
“I’m almost done.” – Homer Simpson

17
Jun
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“What’d you swipe?” – Jimbo Jones
“An ‘I Love Lefty’ shot glass.” – Dolph
“Left handed pinking shears.” – Kearney
“Pinking shears? Let’s go to the food court and steal some baked potatoes.” – Jimbo Jones

04
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“Yo, sensei, can I go to the bathroom?” – Bart Simpson
“You can if you believe you can.” – Akira

24
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“You know, if you gave Ned Flanders a chance…” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, here we go again. Look, I don’t care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world. He’s a jerk! End of story.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, we can’t hold it against him just because he has things a little better than we do.” – Marge Simpson
“Excuse me? Better? Thanks a lot, Marge. You really put me in my place.” – Homer Simpson

06
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

homeronthephone

“Homer Simpson’s on the phone.” – Woman
“Tell him I went out.” – Man
“He needs you to help Ned Flanders.” – Woman
“Ned Flanders is in trouble!?” – Man

24
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

RichestManInTown

“Huzzah for the shopkeep!” – C.M. Burns
“Huzzah!” – Springfieldians
“Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.” – Ned Flanders
“To Ned Flanders, the richest left handed man in town.” – Homer Simpson




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