Posts Tagged ‘Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)

21
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Hey, if you guys are getting loaded off them fumes, I’m gonna have to charge ya.” – Moe
“Man alive! There are men alive in here.” – Safety Inspector

25
Jul
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“They didn’t approve my idea. They said it was unfeasible.” – Bart Simpson
“It is unfeasible to resurrect the dead, Bart. And even if the Three Stooges were alive, I doubt they’d want to hang around with you.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, yeah. I guess they’d probably want to be with their families or something, huh?” – Bart Simpson

21
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Hey, the lamp’s running away.”  – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

22
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Superintendent, we made the front page today!” – Principal Skinner
“What’s that say under your hand there?” – Superintendent Chalmers
“Oh, it’s an unrelated article.” – Principal Skinner
“It’s an unrelated article?” – Superintendent Chalmers
“Um-hmm.” – Principal Skinner
“Within the banner headline?” – Superintendent Chalmers
“Yes.” – Principal Skinner

23
May
16

Quote of the Day

Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 1n

“Listen, someone’s got to get that Mr. Burns. Where’s a gun toting lowlife when you need one?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Sorry, I was in the can.” – Snake

05
May
16

Quote of the Day

ExecutiveSpa

“A non-profit organization with oil? I won’t allow it! An oil well doesn’t belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G. Muskievote!” – C.M. Burns

Happy birthday Josh Weinstein! 

21
May
15

Quote of the Day

Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 1m

“Since the beginning of time, Man has yearned to destroy the Sun.” – C.M. Burns

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 1)”!  Original airdate 21 May 1995.




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