Posts Tagged ‘Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)


Quote of the Day


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“That’s it, frimble about with your widgets and dobobs.  It’ll all be a monument to futility when my plan comes to fruition.” – C.M. Burns


Quote of the Day

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“Sir, have you had enough exercise for this morning?” – Mr. Smithers
“No.  Let’s go another twenty miles.” – C.M. Burns

Happy birthday Harry Shearer!


Quote of the Day

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“Willie, sometime over the holiday weekend, the beloved grade four gerbil, Superdude, lost his life.  I need you to air out the classroom and give Superdude a proper burial.” – Principal Skinner
“You’re lucky you’re getting a decent burial.  Me own father got thrown in the bog.” – Groundskeeper Willie


Reading Digest: Fuck the Huffington Post Edition

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“Dear Lord, that’s the loudest profanity I’ve ever heard.” – Ned Flanders

This week’s title will explain itself on the third link.  Other than that, we’ve got lots of usage, an unbelievably awesome Surly costume, the triumphant return of Simpsons embroidery, and lots more.


Forever Lisa Simpson – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is this new Tumblr featuring some of Lisa’s greatest moments.  The best part?  It’s starting at the beginning so there’s no Zombie Simpsons.

after the fall – Our old friend at tacocatproductions returns with a kickass Dr. Nick embroidery . . . and a tattoo of “the mark”!  Sweet.

13 Fictional Products That You Can Now Actually Buy – I am always loathe to link to The Huffington Post, and this is a good example of why.  For starters, the headline is wrong; there are actually twelve (12) items on here.  The slideshow only has thirteen (13) because the last one is the “click on more shit” screen, not an actual item.  While there are some interesting pictures in there, I can’t trust a word of it because of smackdick crap like this on slide 5:

You may not find Apu from The Simpsons working behind the counter, but Kwik-E-Marts are now real convenience stores operating in various locations in the U.S.

That would be news to me, and I run a Simpsons blog.  It would also be news to Wikipedia, which says nothing about a real Kwik-E-Mart:

In July 2007, eleven 7-Eleven locations in the United States and one in Canada were transformed into Kwik-E-Marts as part of a special promotion for The Simpsons Movie. Also in 2007, gift shops modeled after the “Kwik-E-Marts” were opened in Universal Studios Florida and Universal Studios Hollywood, where they are a companion to “The Simpsons Ride”.


The conversions lasted through early August, when the stores were converted back to 7-Elevens.

And it would even be news to Google, where a search for “real kwik-e-mart” yields a bunch of images, videos, and stories about when they temporarily converted those 7-11s during the movie release five years ago.  So unless there’s been a chain of real Kwik-E-Marts opened permanently that somehow failed to get noticed by the internet, Huffington Post made up a fact that took Google less than a second to disprove and slapped it out there like it’s reliable information.  Fuck you, Huffington Post.  Just fuck you.

Day 39: International Beer Day – Absolutely great fan made Surly costume.  I may have to copy this for Halloween this year.

Homer Knows – Not sure what the original source is on this, but the fan made Homer wood carving is awesome.  I don’t know if the paint has been intentionally aged, but it looks great.

Maggie Simpson is back at Ayn Rand School for Tots – A pretty decent shaky-cam YouTube of “The Longest Daycare”.

What is Parody? Maybe The Simpsons know. – An academic look at just what really constitutes parody that, sadly, references Season 13 instead of something watchable.  There is this, though:

I think Jameson’s definition is somewhat more clear—is this “couch gag” satiric or having a disposition of humourless neutrality?  And as much as I think The Simpsons is funny in general, and the episodes are often satiric, some of the “couch gags” are more like cameos, a pop references without comment, and so, are some of the best examples of pastiche in popular literature I can think of.

Light ‘N Fluffy – Well done:

Watching The Simpsons on Sunday nights constituted the only “family time” in existence in the O’Driscoll household. Most likely because it didn’t entail us speaking to each other.  This weekly ritual instilled in me a grand knowledge of classic one-liners used in the earlier (read: better) seasons of the show. My most recently referenced ones include:

In addition to the references themselves, I become downright giddy when I use one of these lines and someone actually gets it.

All the links go to YouTube, and one of them is even in “3D”.

9 Things You May Not Know About Lizzie Borden – The entry about Borden’s appearances in popular culture mentions plays, films and a ballet, but is titled “Lizzie Borden made an appearance on “The Simpsons”.

Project Enlists the Public to Document Outdoor Sculpture by Tony Smith – I’m sympathetic to the wider point here, but this is plainly inaccurate:

“We live in a world where every single one of the more than 500 television episodes of ‘The Simpsons’ has a well-researched Wikipedia article devoted to it, but by comparison there is practically no information about many of the greatest artworks of the 20thcentury,” said Richard McCoy, a member of the conservation group and a founder of WikiProject Public Art.

First of all, most of the pages for Zombie Simpsons episodes aren’t well researched and are barely maintained.  Secondly, The Simpsons episodes are some of the greatest artworks of the 20th Century.

My friend met a drunk Homer Simpson in Vegas – Heh.

Lisa Simpson Giantess by ~gtslover34 on deviantART – Bet she’s wished she could do that to Bart.

Family Tree Charts! – I don’t know where it came from or how they filled in all the other characters, but there is a rather impressive Simpson family tree here.  One question, where are the Bouviers?

Yo Zushi: Back to the soil – Taking a look at America’s enduring “back to the land” strain through, of all things, “E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)”.

The Simpsons Hit & Run – A video game review nine years in the making.

Sacred Citadel reveal trailer has ‘wild warriors’ and ‘b*… – Except for the pointless asterisk, excellent usage:

I’ve always been a fan of the word “b*tchin’.” Ever since I heard it on The Simpsons when I was a wee lad (and The Simpsons was still a watchable show), I immediately knew the word was awesome. You don’t hear “b*tchin'” being thrown around all too often, but when it is, it’s usually due to a big event or happening.

I remember hearing Bart say “Bitchin’!” in “Treehouse of Horror” and being really impressed that they could say that on television.  In related news, how childish does a video game website need to be to not be where network television was twenty years ago?

Televisualist: We Hated the Olympics Before It Was Cool – This is just a television listing:

The Simpsons rerun of the week: “Homer Goes To College.” A true classic. “Remember, your job depends on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101. Oh, and one more thing…you must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon.” “Actually, sir, we found the Jade Monkey. It was in your glove compartment.” (Comedy Network, 8 p.m.)

Is there any other show where a rerun of an episode that premiered two decades ago comes with multiple quotes?

Everything’s better with bacon and beer – Excellent usage:

“Is it bacon day?” America’s favorite television dad dreamingly wondered during an episode of The Simpsons. Well Homer Simpson, it looks like it is bacon day…and oh yeah, beer day too. Homer would be in heaven. Starting this Sunday, The Sidecar Restaurant in Ventura will host Bacon and Beer Sundays, the perfect combination of savory and hops, as a delicious way to cap off the weekend.

No, that’s crazy talk!

The Simpsons…. – Fan made Bart drawing in marker on what looks like a manila folder.

Ruthless Extrapolation – Excellent physics usage:

In almost every case, extrapolation works until it doesn’t. When the fundamental rules of the game change, watch out!

As with many aspects of human behavior, some of the finest commentary on the matter is served up by The Simpsons. In one episode, Lisa Simpson is taken to the orthodontist to evaluate whether or not she needs braces. The “doctor” runs a simulation based on current growth rates, producing an alarming graphic of teeth gone wild.

Marge shrieks and is ready to do whatever it takes to protect her daughter against this cruel fate. Extrapolation can, of course, be used to argue both for impending doom or future prosperity—sometimes based on the same data. I started this blog with an extrapolative foil to demonstrate the insanity of continued physical growth, in fact. A tangential follow-up illustrated the hopelessness of differentiating a steady-state energy future from an energy crash using current data (although a continued exponential rise is already a poor fit).

Train – California 37 album review – Apparently the band Train has a new album, and the first song is one of those little ditties that contains an insane number of pop culture references:

Beginning with its opener ‘This’ll Be My Year’ which is basically a run through of Train’s career plus including things that everyone knows about for example in the year 1989 they reference the start of ‘The Simpsons’ and contains one of my favourite lines, ‘I stopped believing although Journey told me don’t.’ Some people won’t like these sorts of lyrics but to me it is clever.

You can listen to the song in question at YouTube, the Simpsons part is right near the beginning.

I’ll have a bug salad, a toe-nail in my sandwich, and one beak slurry please – One of those giant couches they made for the movie was on an A&E reality show:

Last night’s episode of Shipping Wars proved very enlightening.  To me.  One of the shipments turned out to be a 400 pound replica of the Simpson’s clan sitting in their trademark pose on the family couch.  According to the seller, only 86 of these movie theatre props were released to the public.

Buy Simpsons Mini Lunchbox \”Pin Pals\” – I don’t think I’ve linked this before, but that’s the rare piece of merchandise that’s actually not terrible looking.

The Cheesecake Factory…In 10 Words – Daddy, this place smells like tinkle.

Why the Simpsons? Why Not. – And finally, an Australian college student justifies his excessive use of Simpsons references on a blog about globalization (and agrees with us):

By now regular readers of this blog (because you’re forced to write comments on here and I actually keep up to date with it) will be wondering why I use so many Simpsons pictures/videos as references in my posts.

It’s not just because Simpsons is funny (in the 90s that is), or that I really enjoy Simpsons, but because The Simpsons is a living example of the globalisation process, I know more about the U.S from Simpsons than any other show, and it airs all over the world and has the sort of impact that is massive and lends itself to Americanisation.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, The Simpsons is possibly the most recognized cultural creation of the entire 20th Century.  It’s Homer’s world, we’re just living in it.


Quote of the Day

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“Why is it when I heard the word ‘school’ and the word ‘exploded’ I immediately thought of the word ‘Skinner’!?” – Superintendent Chalmers


Quote of the Day

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“Ah, soon that mighty apparatus will burst forth with its precious fluid.  Almost sexual, isn’t it, Smithers?” – C.M. Burns
“Enh.” – Mr. Smithers


“Little Girl in the Big Ten” Makes Baby Jesus Cry

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“It was naive of you to think I would mistake this town’s most prominent one-hundred-four year old man for one of my elementary school students.” – Principal Skinner

This is yet another of those Season 13 episodes that epitomizes the vapid hyperactivity of Zombie Simpsons. After becoming an accomplished gymnast in the span of about thirty seconds, Lisa accidentally befriends some college students who think she’s one of them. Yes, this is a massively stupid teevee trope (especially when it’s used seriously like this); no, the writers do not care.

Don’t worry though, worse things are coming. You see, Bart gets stuck in a plastic bubble and Milhouse and friends expose Lisa as a little kid to her college friends (just because) and right at the end Skinner has some kind of ceremony that has nothing to do with anything which Bart and Lisa (for some reason) crash and ruin. Got all that? Of course, the point of all that nonsensical motion is to give the writers something – anything – to crack jokes about. As per usual, it mostly doesn’t work.

Six guys on this one, including poet Robert Pinsky coming in remotely. Pinsky, you’ll no doubt be surprised to learn, shows up in this episode in a meaningless cameo as himself.

0:25 – Jean asks Pinsky how being a voice on the show changed his life. As usual, the answer is that it helps when he’s talking to kids.

1:15 – The above is still going on.

1:45 – Now they’re asking Pinsky what it’s like to be Poet Laureate of the US. Pinsky politely demurs as the other guys crack intern and bailout jokes.

2:30 – Trying to remember how they got Pinsky on. He had written something about the show which prompted them to ask him.

3:30 – Jean’s giving credit to Vitti and MacMullan who wrote and directed, respectively. MacMullan did the Itchy & Scratchy thing Lisa sees in her college class. Meanwhile, the show is displaying a Krusty sweatshop in China.

5:00 – Ian Maxton-Graham selected the Pinsky poem they use in this episode. Onscreen, Lisa has just become an accomplished gymnast in the span of about thirty seconds.

5:20 – Pinsky is talking about his poem.

6:00 – Poem discussion still going on, meanwhile, Lisa is pretending to be twenty.

6:45 – See above. Except now it’s about regional tics in the Pacific Northwest.

7:35 – Jean breaks in to mention the direction of Homer singing as Lisa exchanges Scooby Doo level exposition with the other gymnast girls.

8:05 – Still complimenting Lauren MacMullan and how she went to “Simpson Director Heaven, also known as Pixar”.

8:35 – Asked what other cartoons he watches, Pinsky thinks “the South Park guys are brilliant.”

9:20 – Here’s another telling example of lazy Zombie Simpsons editing. When Lisa gets to campus she compliments the outdoor study groups and kiosks and it feels like the usual “Rule of 3” joke set up. Except that there is no third thing, there is no punchline. On the commentary they note that and laugh at their own crappy editing.

9:40 – Here’s a tiny piece of trivia for you. Pinsky flew out of Boston on American Airlines Flight 11 on 10 September 2001 to do this voice.

10:30 – This prompts Jean to tell the more famous Seth MacFarlane story.

10:50 – Pinsky is doing his cameo now, and notes that his hair has only one streak of gray.

11:20 – Continuing the 2001 story, Pinsky got stranded in Los Angeles and the Simpsons people were very nice to him until planes started flying again.

12:00 – That prompts Jean to recall that in those bizarre days after the attacks people thought satire had died. Jean, to his credit, always thought that was stupid, and it was.

13:00 – Heartwarming tales of getting back to work and laughing on September 13th are still going on. In the episode Bart is inside a plastic bubble and is fighting the bullies by ricocheting himself off a wall.

13:40 – Someone finally cracks a joke about how after Lincoln was assassinated no one ever laughed at “Our American Cousin” again.

14:00 – Pinsky recalls that during his recording session he felt very humbled by being around that many funny voices. This leads to a generic Jean monologue praising the voice cast.

14:50 – Someone, sounds like Selman, is now telling a story about watching this Itchy & Scratchy (where Scratchy gets fed to a cow and digested four times) at an AFI event next to Nicole Kidman. He didn’t think she liked it.

15:40 – Onscreen Lisa is in a college lecture, and that leads to some low grade stories about when they visit colleges to talk about animation or the like.

16:15 – More praise for MacMullan’s directing.

16:40 – Boredom is setting in, so Selman asks what Pinsky has been up to in the last ten years. Pinsky happily takes the opportunity to plug a recent poetry anthology.

17:10 – Someone then asks about a book he wrote about small towns. Here’s that one.

17:30 – Boredom having completely set in, Jean asks Pinsky if he ever hangs out with other Poet Laureates. He does.

17:55 – Gammill cracks a joke, it’s not worth explaining, but he at least seems to be aware that this is boring. I like Gammill.

18:20 – Still discussing other poets.

18:40 – The line, “That’s not a sunset, that’s a bird on fire” was originally a plane on fire. You get three guesses as to why they changed it, but you really should only need one.

19:40 – Not a whole lot of commenting going on here.

20:05 – And we’re back to asking Pinsky random questions. Now he’s talking about the time he was on The Colbert Report.

20:25 – They’re slightly proud of themselves for “dovetailing” together the A and B plots.

21:00 – More praise for MacMullan’s animating as we fade to black for the credits.

21:30 – Pinsky asks if guest voices usually think their episodes are particularly funny. Jean replies that they don’t know because they very rarely speak to the voices after the fact.


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