Posts Tagged ‘Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)

13
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“Officer, arrest the baby.” – C.M. Burns
“Yeah, right, pops, no jury in the world’s gonna convict a baby. . . . maybe Texas.” – Chief Wiggum

Happy Birthday Greg Daniels!

17
Sep
17

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“Slow down! Sidewalk’s for regular walkin’. Not for fancy walkin’.” – Jasper

17
Sep
16

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“Mr. Burns! What have I done?” – Mr. Smithers

19
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 2j

“I had an idea, Chief. Why don’t we check out that suit Burns was wearing when he got shot?” – Eddie
“Did you have the same backwards talking dream with the flaming cards?” – Chief Wiggum
“I’ll drive.” – Eddie

17
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

Hospitals

“Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead.  He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to alive.” – Kent Brockman

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)”!  Original airdate: 17 September 1995.

06
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 2i

“At the town meeting he mentioned that he watched Comedy Central.  I made sure to note that, as it seemed quite unusual.” – Melvin van Horn

Have fun replacing Jon Stewart, Viacom. 

27
Feb
15

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“And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselves: who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?” – Kent Brockman

Happy birthday Bill Oakley!




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