Posts Tagged ‘You Only Move Twice

04
Nov
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Hey, what’s going on?” – Homer Simpson
“I’m having a little trouble with the government.” – Hank Scorpio
“Oh, those jerks, always walking all over the small businessman! Don’t get me started about the government.” – Homer Simpson

23
Jul
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.” – Hank Scorpio

Happy (one day belated) Birthday, Albert Brooks! 

25
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Did you notice how the people weren’t shoving or knocking each other down? I’ve never been to a place like that before.” – Lisa Simpson
“Me neither.” – Bart Simpson

01
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“The key to motivation is trust. Lemme show you what I mean. I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards and I’ll catch you. That’s gonna show you what trust is all about. Ready?” – Hank Scorpio
“Alright!” – Homer Simpson
“Three . . . two . . . one sec. Hello?” – Hank Scorpio
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh my God that guy’s on the floor!” – Hank Scorpio

18
Jul
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“So, what’re you in for?” – Bart Simpson
“I moved here from Canada and they think I’m slow, eh?” – Canadian Boy
“I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here.” – Leg Up Girl
“I start fires.” – Leg Up Boy

16
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Yes? What happened? When did that happen? How much of it? Oh, my goodness, I’ll be right up. Homer, I gotta go upstairs, there’s a problem. Somebody ate part of my lunch.” – Hank Scorpio

22
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Before we continue our tour, would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?” – Hank Scorpio
“Um . . . uh, let’s see . . . um . . .” – Homer Simpson
“Relax, Homer! At Globex we don’t believe in walls! Matter of fact, I didn’t even give you my coat!” – Hank Scorpio

Happy birthday, Albert Brooks!




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