15
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“That was beautiful. What’s it called?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, it’s a little tune that I call The I Never Had An Italian Soup Blues.” – Bleeding Gums Murphy

Happy Birthday, Mike Reiss! 

14
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“Can’t make it in today, Mr. Smithers. I have smallpox. . . . Well, it wasn’t wiped out in my house.” – Homer Simpson

13
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“So, even if a man takes bread to feed his starving family, that would be stealing?” – Lisa Simpson
“No. Well, it is if he puts anything on it. Jelly, for example.” – Reverend Lovejoy

12
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“But I can’t play quarterback, I don’t even know how!” – Bart Simpson
“Son, you can do anything you want. I have total faith in you.” – Homer Simpson
“Since when?” – Bart Simpson
“Since your mother yelled at me.” – Homer Simpson

11
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“Sorry about that guy, they stick all the jerks in Tower 1.” – Tower 2 Guy
“That’s it! I’m coming over there!” – Tower 1 Jerk
“Yeah, why don’t you come over here? I got something for you!” – Tower 2 Guy
“Shut up, the both of yas!” – Other Tower 1 Jerk

11
Sep
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Hurry up and finish eating.” – Bart Simpson
“You’re steering fine, boy. . . . Hard to the right! Hard to the left! Cat! Deer! Old man!” – Homer Simpson
“Ahhhh!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

09
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“Well, well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #1
“This car was made in Guatemala.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #2
“I bought these shoes from a hobo.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, la de da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #1
“I’m sorry, I believe in good grooming.” – Homer Simpson




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