13
Dec
19

Quote of the Day

“You said this monkey would be sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters. And now he just lies there, struggling to breathe.” – Marge Simpson
“What do you want? His cholesterol’s through the roof.” – Homer Simpson

12
Dec
19

Quote of the Day

“Yo, Hugh, here’s a little bit of U.S. hospitality! What do you think of that?” – Homer Simpson

11
Dec
19

Quote of the Day

“Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644 has been cancelled. While we scramble to find new programming, please enjoy this encore presentation of Princess Di’s funeral.” – TV Announcer
“Oh, I was really starting to enjoy Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644. I’ve never heard so many Viagra jokes in thirty seconds.” – Marge Simpson

10
Dec
19

Quote of the Day

“We got new clothes from the donation bin. I’m a surfer!” – Todd Flanders
“Look, Daddy, Todd is stupid and I’m with him. And now Mommy’s stupid.” – Rod Flanders

10
Dec
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Can someone pronounce this work? Hmmmm . . . Bart?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Uh . . . um, hmm . . . uh, um, uh . . .” – Bart Simpson
“Ooh, pick me, teacher! I’m ever so smart! It’s photosynthesis! Damn your feeble brain!” – Martin Prince

08
Dec
19

Quote of the Day

“Try to be nice to my sisters. It’s very hard on me to have you fighting all the time.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, okay, Marge! I’ll get along with them! Then I will hug some snakes. Yes! I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes! . . . Now that’s sarcasm.” – Homer Simpson

07
Dec
19

Quote of the Day

“Look, Daddy, I’m the Jealous Jockey!” – Rod Flanders
“I’m a torso!” – Todd Flanders




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