19
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“I had that dream again.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

19
Jan
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Expired ham? Oh, this time I’ve gone too far. No. No one will fall for-” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Woo-hoo! Cheap meat! Ooh, this one’s open.” – Homer Simpson

17
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Good news, Lisa! I don’t need your mother anymore! I’ve created a replacement that’s superior to her in almost every way.” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, that’s just a plant.” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, you will respect your new mother!” – Homer Simpson

16
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“When I was your age I was a hell raiser, too. My slingshot was my cross. But I saw the light and changed my wicked ways!” – Brother Faith
“I figure I’ll go for the life of sin followed by the presto-change-o deathbed repentance.” – Bart Simpson
“Wow, that’s a good angle. . . . But that’s not God’s angle!” – Brother Faith

15
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“And since I’d achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second.” – George Bush, Sr.

14
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Ooh, there’s going to be a town meeting to decide how to spend Mr. Burns’ money.” – Marge Simpson
“What a boon it could be for our underfunded public schools.” – Lisa Simpson
“Children, it’s time for your history lesson. Put on your virtual reality helmets.” – Miss Hoover
“Mmm, excellent. Hello, Lisa! I’m Genghis Khan! You’ll go where I go. Defile what I defile. Eat who I eat.” – VR Ghenghis Khan

13
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Bart, I hope you won’t bear some sort of simple minded grudge against me. I was merely trying to fend off the desecration of a school building.” – Martin Prince
“Eat my shorts.” – Bart Simpson
“Pardon?” – Martin Prince




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