26
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Hello?” – Marge Simpson
“Uh, yeah, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.” – Chief Wiggum
“Oh my God! He’s dead?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, wait, I mean DWI! I always get those two mixed up.” – Chief Wiggum
“My name is Mrs. Phillips, you said my husband is DWI.” – Mrs. Phillips
“Uh . . . why don’t you talk to that officer over there. I’m going out to lunch!” – Chief Wiggum

25
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“You promised! You can’t back out like when you volunteered for that Army experiment to avoid dinner at my sisters.” – Marge Simpson
“Mr. Simpson, you do realize this may result in hair loss, giddiness, and the loss of equilibrium?” – Army Scientist
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, just gimme the serum. . . . It was worth it.” – Homer Simpson

24
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“With this hook, and this hunk of chocolate, I’ll land your boy. And I’ll clean him for free.” – Not Quint

23
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“It’s Channel 6, Action News!” – TV Announcer
“Ah, Action News, the last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence.” – Bart Simpson

22
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Sir, if you just quiet down, I’ll be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.” – Theater Manager
“This may surprise you, but you can’t buy me off with food!” – Homer Simpson

21
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“I’m telling you, it’s not going to work. . . . See?” – Sideshow Mel

20
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an awful mess down there.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson




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