23
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Dad, Otto’s going through a real tough time. Can’t he stay with us for a while?” – Bart Simpson
“I know we didn’t ask for this, Homer. But doesn’t the Bible say, ‘Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me’?” – Marge Simpson
“Yes, but doesn’t the Bible also say, ‘Thou shalt not take moochers into thy . . . hut’?” – Homer Simpson

22
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Smithers, this plague doesn’t scare me. I’ve constructed a germ free chamber for myself. Not a single microbe can get in or out.” – C.M. Burns

21
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. He came in peace, and then died, only to come back to life. And his name was . . . E.T., the Extra Terrestrial. I love that little guy.” – Reverend Lovejoy

20
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren’t you at work?” – Mr. Smithers
“I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I did. But I don’t remember what it was, so I’m watching TV.” – Homer Simpson

20
Apr
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“The monkey’s on my part of the sofa.” – Marge Simpson
“Honey, he’s clearly marked his territory.” – Homer Simpson

18
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“In light of these new facts, of which I now realize I was largely aware, I must take action!” – Mayor Quimby

17
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Dad, do you think I might see your plutonium isolation module?” – Adil
“Uh, maybe? Hold on a second. . . Hey, Lenny, does this place have one of those plutonium isolation deals?” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, over in sector twelve.” – Lenny
“Sector twelve?” – Homer Simpson
“Third floor, by the candy machines.” – Lenny
“Oh, that sector twelve.” – Homer Simpson




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