11
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“We got a lotta tonic to sell and a lotta towns to visit! Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Great, I’m gonna be stuck in the car all weekend with that wheezy windbag.” – Homer Simpson
“And that’s what’s wrong with Bart’s generation. Now, as for your generation…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

11
Aug
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Hmm….” – Homer Simpson
“No!” – Marge Simpson

09
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Put five thousand bucks on the Lakers. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. My house is dirty, buy me a clean one.” – Krusty the Klown

09
Aug
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Now, I know I haven’ been the best Christian. In fact, when you’re up there blah-blah-blahing, I’m usually doodling or mentally undressing the female parishioners. Well, anywho, can I have forty-thousand dollars?” – Homer Simpson

07
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Of course, all these feel good vibes could be traced to one feisty scamp, who taught us that if it feels good: do it.” – Kent Brockman

06
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Excuse me, Mr. Smithers, Bart may be seriously hurt. Could we possibly go ahead of you?” – Lisa Simpson
“Uh . . . no. I really would rather get this taken care of.” – Mr. Smithers

05
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“I messed everything up and now I don’t have any dogs at all!” – Bart Simpson
“There, there, shut up, boy.” – Homer Simpson




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