21
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“We watch Springfield’s oldest man meet Springfield’s fattest man.” – Kent Brockman
“He’s not so fat.” – Homer Simpson

20
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“No! . . . No. . . . Wait a minute, bronchial tubes clearing . . . asthma disappearing . . . acne, remains, but asthma disappearing.” – Clancy Wiggum

19
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Here you go, Mr. Plow, a beer on the house.” – Moe
“Wow, Moe! You didn’t even give a beer to those freed Iranian hostages.” – Barney Gumble
“Ah, they shouldn’t have been there in the first place.” – Moe

18
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Ah, the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.”

17
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“What a perfect outing for a beautiful autumn day!” – Lisa Simpson
“I feel sorry for everyone who’s cooped up inside watching the seventh game of the World Series.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, they won’t learn anything about apples today.” – Homer Simpson

16
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“It worked. It worked! The lie has set me free!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons”! Original airdate: 16 November 1997.

15
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Holy moly, it’s beautiful.” – Homer Simpson
“Say, that’s right, this is your first visit to the Flanders homestead.” – Ned Flanders
“Well, we’ve only been neighbors, what? . . . Eight years.” – Homer Simpson




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