16
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Wow, honey, you sold a house and got rid of the Flanders! . . . What’s for dinner?” – Homer Simpson

15
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“And as my final newscast draws to a close, I’m reminded of a few of the events that brought me closer to you: the collapse of the Soviet Union, premium ice cream price wars, dogs that were mistakenly issued major credit cards and others who weren’t so lucky.” – Kent Brockman

14
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“What are you doing to save my baby boy?” – Marge Simpson
“Well, ma’am, we’ve located a piece of machinery in Shreveport, Louisiana that could pop him out lickety split.” – Chief Wiggum
“Well, why don’t you get it?” – Marge Simpson
“I’m afraid we’ve got a budget problem, Mrs. Simpson. Your boy picked a bad time to fall down a well. Had he done it at the start of the fiscal year, no problemo.” – Chief Wiggum
“You’re telling me that the city won’t pay to get a boy out of a well!” – Marge Simpson
“Well, they would have for Timmy, people loved that little guy. But your son, well, he kinda played us all for a bunch of saps.” – Chief Wiggum

13
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“You folks ready to begin?” – Roger Meyers Jr.
“Uh, I guess. Is this episode going on the air live?” – Homer Simpson
“No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live. It’s a terrible strain on the animators’ wrists.” – June Bellamy

12
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Do you think we’ll ever see her again?” – Lisa Simpson
“I’m sure we will, honey. I’m sure we will.” – Homer Simpson

11
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“I’m with you, Homer! Fight the power!” – Barney Gumble

10
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“Dear God, this is Marge Simpson. If you stop this hurricane and save our family, we will be forever grateful and recommend you to all our friends. So if you could find it in your infinite wisdom to-” – Marge Simpson
“Wait! Listen everybody . . . the hurricane’s over.” – Lisa Simpson
“He fell for it! Way to go, Marge!” – Homer Simpson




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