18
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“You did it, Dad! You saved us! I’m proud you’re my father.” – Bart Simpson
“Go away. Eating.” – Homer Simpson

18
Nov
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Next to spring and winter, fall is my absolute favorite season!” – Marge Simpson

16
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“Our last bachelor likes women who take their clothes off for money! Let’s hear it for: Moe!” – Krusty the Klown

15
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“Now, c’mon, give your putter a name.” – Homer Simpson
“What?” – Bart Simpson
“Give it a name.” – Homer Simpson
“Mr. Putter.” – Bart Simpson
“You want to try a little harder, son? C’mon, give it a girl’s name.” – Homer Simpson
“Mom.” – Bart Simpson
“Your putter’s name is Charlene.” – Homer Simpson
“Why?” – Bart Simpson
“It just is, that’s why.” – Homer Simpson

14
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“Bart! . . . You can’t weld with such a little flame. Stupid kid.” – Homer Simpson

13
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“In that case, I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island! . . . Don’t worry, it’s just a name.” – Chief Justice
“He said it was just a name!” – Lisa Simpson
“What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!” – Monster Island Resident Geography Expert

12
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“But, Marge, I think he should learn about it the same way I did.” – Homer Simpson
“Are you sure?” – Marge Simpson
“Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other!” – Homer Simpson
“They’re having sex.” – Zookeeper
“Oh.” – Homer Simpson




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