18
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“See you in church on Sunday, Marge.” – Helen Lovejoy
“Goodbye, Helen.” – Marge Simpson
“Goodbye, Helen! . . . You have a lovely friend there. Let’s hope something runs over her.” – Jacques

18
Mar
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“That does it! One of them has to go!” – Marge Simpson
“Okay. Grampa.” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Marge Simpson

16
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Our laws are in place for a reason…” – Rex Banner
“Send him back to momma, boys.” – Chief Wiggum

16
Mar
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Behold mighty Caesar, in all his glory!” – Homer Simpson

16
Mar
19

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“One more step and you’re a dead man.” – Bart Simpson
“I have to go to the bathroom, Bart.” – Martin Prince
“Yeah, right,  so do I, but you don’t see me gettin’ up.” – Bart Simpson

13
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Wow! You’ve got pencils with your name on ’em, just like a pencil company executive! I’d give anything for one of these.” – Homer Simpson
“Any office supply company can have ’em made up for you.” – Frank Grimes
“Can I have this one?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Frank Grimes
“Can Lenny have it?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Frank Grimes

12
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Recapping our day’s top story, the winner of today’s state lottery is . . . me, Kent Brockman. Can we get a shot of me? There you go.” – Kent Brockman




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