20
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Your brain is cushioned by a layer of fluid one eighth of an inch thicker than normal. It’s almost as if you’re wearing a football helmet inside your own head. Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical two-by-four without ever knocking you down. . . . But I have other appointments.” – Dr. Hibbert

19
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Don’t worry, folks. He’ll get the help he needs.” – Bono

18
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Permission to speak frankly, sir?” – Mr. Smithers
“Permission granted.” – C.M. Burns
“Well, you are quite wealthy.” – Mr. Smithers
“Thank you, Smithers. Your candor is most refreshing.” – C.M. Burns

17
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Honey, what’s done is done. No matter what happens, we’ll pull through. We always do.” – Marge Simpson
“Okay, here’s the plan. You can move in with your sisters and raise the kids and I’ll die in a gutter. It’s practical and within our means.” – Homer Simpson

16
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“I’m a good student, Principal Skinner.” – Samantha Stanky
“Yeah, sure, and they told me I’d get a big parade when I got back from Nam. Instead they spat on me. I can still feel it searing. . . . So, let’s just see what the permanent record has to say, shall we? Hmm, no detention, fairly good attendance record, oh, I see you beat that bed wetting problem in the second grade.” – Principal Skinner
“That’s in there?” – Samantha Stanky
“Don’t worry, they’ll forget. . . . Just like they forgot about me in that tiger cage for eighteen agonizing months. Every night I wake up screaming! . . . Well, let’s meet your classmates!” – Principal Skinner

15
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Ah, the worm has turned, has it not, my tin plated friend? Look at you! You who were once so proud! Feel the wrath of the left hand of Burns!” – C.M. Burns

14
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“C’mon, everybody! It makes you feel better.” – Bart Simpson




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