16
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“I’m afraid Robert Goulet hasn’t arrived yet, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“Very well. Begin the thawing of Jim Nabors.” – C.M. Burns

15
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“You think this stolen H is a laugh riot, don’t you? Well, I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny! Right now, Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl! . . . I guess it is a little funny.” – Principal Skinner

14
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“I bet you’re all wondering what lies under this sheet.” – Herb Powell
“Not really. We peeked inside while you were in the john.” – Bart Simpson
“Well, here it is again.” – Herb Powell

13
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“I suppose I’ll be getting home too. At least I got Matlock to keep me company. Oh, he’s on in five minutes!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“He is? Step on it!” – Jacqueline Bouvier
“Hurry up! Hurry! Each Matlock could be our last!” – Old Jewish Guy

12
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, who do you find more attractive, Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?”
“What is the point of all this?” – Judge Snyder
“Your honor, I feel so confident of Marge Simpson’s guilt, that I can waste the court’s time by rating the superhunks!” – Prosecutor
“Ooh, he’s gonna win.” – Lionel Hutz

11
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“I’m sure this is a little scary for you, dear.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Uh-huh.” – Samantha Stanky
“So, why don’t you stand up in front of the class and tell us about yourself? I’ll be grading you on grammar and poise.” – Mrs. Krabappel

10
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Embarrassed? What are you talking about?” – Homer Simpson
“Well, there was our trip to the Amish country.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, yes . . . Hey, look, Marge! They’re still not fighting back! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!” – Homer Simpson




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