30
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Hoodlums

“Miss Bouvier, while we were rescuing this boy, hoodlums made off with three bumper cars!” –

29
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Homer the Vigilante17

“And there she is: the world’s largest cubic zirconia.” – Principal Skinner
“What an eyesore!” – Moe

28
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

AmericasGreatestCitizen

“America’s greatest citizen, summed up in one piece of clothing” – Lisa Simpson
“Fonzie’s jacket!” – Homer Simpson

27
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

BigVirile

“Is this the one with the lazy sperm?” – C.M. Burns
“Mmm-hmm.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ah, Simpson! You big, virile son of a gun!” – C.M. Burns

Sorry for the late quote.

26
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Homer the Smithers14

“I’ll have my lunch, now: a single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg.” – C.M. Burns
“But I think the dodo went extinct.” – Homer Simpson
“Get going! And answer those phones, install a computer system, and rotate my office so the window faces the hills.” – C.M. Burns
“Uh-huh, uh-huh, okay . . . um, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things?” – Homer Simpson

25
Aug
16

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In Marge We Trust18

“I’m in some hot soup here, Marge. Some teenagers are hanging out in front of the store. I think they could start slacking at any moment.” – Ned Flanders

24
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

Deep Space Homer14

“Only one of you will be chosen to go into space, so the next few weeks will be a grueling series of tests to determine which one of you is most qualified.” – NASA Administrator
“Oh, and Mr. Gumble, for the duration of the training there’ll be no more beer.” – NASA Scientist
“What? Three whole weeks with only wine? I’ll go crazy!” – Barney Gumble




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