27
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“I love watching the bald guy argue with the fat tub of lard.” – Homer Simpson

27
Jan
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Maggie, can you point to the monkey? . . . Pfft, what do babies know?” – Homer Simpson
“Maggie, can you point to the credenza?” – Lisa Simpson
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

25
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Well, we had fun too. Right now Bart is modeling his new clothes for his friends.” – Marge Simpson
“You gotta come out sometime, Simpson.” – Kearny

24
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both.” – Lisa Simpson
“If I said ‘No’ the first time, what makes you think I’m gonna say ‘Yes’ the second time?” – Homer Simpson
“Nothing, but you may say ‘Yes’ the ninety-ninth time.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh? Try me.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson
“Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, okay, okay.” – Homer Simpson

24
Jan
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Smithers, old chum, there’s nothing like coming home with a clean bill of health. Oh, and sorry about your news.” – C.M. Burns
“Thank you, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“Do they know how many eggs it laid in your brain?” – C.M. Burns
“I prefer not to know. Frankly, one is too many.” – Mr. Smithers

22
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Marge . . . ” – Homer Simpson
“Homer . . . ” – Marge Simpson
“I’ve got sand in my underpants.” – Homer Simpson
“Me too. Let’s go home.” – Marge Simpson

21
Jan
20

Quote of the Day

“Here’s a good job at the fireworks factory.” – Lisa Simpson
“Those perfectionists? Forget it.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 30th anniversary to “Homer’s Odyssey”! 




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