11
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“This is Fuzzy Bunny. About a year ago, he noticed his voice was changing. He had terrible acne. And had fur where there was no fur before.” – Troy McClure

10
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“Now hold on a minute, missy. It’s not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I’d kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed.” – Rex Banner

10
Dec
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Alright, I’ll bring in a woman. But I still stand by my hiring policies. . . . Get back to work, Stewart!” – C.M. Burns

08
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“Why don’t people like me, Marge?” – Homer Simpson
“Everyone likes you, you’re a wonderful person.” – Marge Simpson
“Why don’t those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?” – Homer Simpson

07
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“Marge, it’s a real pleasure! . . . You got any leads? I need some leads. Please, help me.” – Gil
“That’s enough, Gil. Don’t drag her down with you.” – Lionel Hutz

06
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“Oh, no, he’s hurt!” – Lewis
“Bad.” – Richard
“Let’s get out of here!” – Milhouse van Houten

06
Dec
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Ah, the mirthless laugh of the damned. Hold your nose, Smithers, we’re going in.” – C.M. Burns




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