19
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

Grift of the Magi3

“I am so bored!” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, I can’t wait till we’re teenagers.  Then we’ll be happy.” – Milhouse van Houten

18
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

Fear of Flying20

“Cheer up, Homer.” – Bart Simpson
“Can’t.” – Homer Simpson
“Okay!” – Bart Simpson

17
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire13

“One ‘Mother’, please.” – Bart Simpson
“Wait a minute, how old are you?” – The Happy Sailor
“Twenty-one, sir.” – Bart Simpson
“Get in the chair.” – The Happy Sailor

Happy Simpsons Day, everybody!  

16
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

$pringfield16

“The city’s even in the celebrity business.  Everyone knows Professor Rubbermouth hails from Springfield.” – News on Parade Narrator

15
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

Lisa's Date with Density15

“What do you feel?  What’s inside you right now?” – Lisa Simpson
“Guts.  And black stuff.  And about fifty Slim Jims.” – Nelson Muntz

14
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

22 Short Films about Springfield11

“Free nose jobs for everybody!  You first.” – Dr. Nick
“Gimme a Van Heflin.” – Jasper

13
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

Homer's Phobia11

“Dad, it’s barbaric.  How does killing a deer make you more of a man?” – Lisa Simpson
“It just does.  Name me one gay Indian.” – Homer Simpsonee




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