31
Jul
14

Just Because

Simple Minded TV Mayhem

Watched this one when I got home from work and thought it’d make a nice .gif.

31
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

In Marge We Trust12

“Hey, hey, Mr. Sparkle!  Mr. Sparkle!” – Japanese Man
“Konnichi wa.” – Homer Simpson

30
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

Homer the Smithers10

“We’re going to have to put a steel rod where your spine was.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Will I ever move a piano again?” – Mr. Smithers
“Oh, my goodness gracious, no.” – Dr. Hibbert

29
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

Lisa's First Word13

“Guess what, Homey?  There’s going to be twice as much love in this house as there is now!” – Marge Simpson
“We’re gonna start doing it in the morning?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh.” – Homer Simpson
“We’re going to have another baby.” – Marge Simpson

28
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

'Round Springfield14

“Lisa, when you get to be our age, you’ll learn a few things.  Like when a sign says, ‘Do Not Feed the Bears’, man, you’d better not feed the bears.” – Homer Simpson

27
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

I Remember

“Mrs. van Houten, I’m Bart’s mother.  We met in the emergency room when the boys drank paint.” – Marge Simpson
“I remember.  Please, come in.” – Luann van Houten

26
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

The Two Mrs Nahasapeemapetilons5

“Hey, Dad, I’ve come to spend some time with my favorite father.” – Homer Simpson
“Baloney!  You came here to put me in a home.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“You’re already in a home.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, how could you?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson




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